¿Cóóóómo?

1. How could El laberinto del Fauno ever be compared to Babel?
2. How could anyone consider a book written by a brainless journalist (Gaby Vargas) worthy of comparison to one written by a sexologist or a sociologist?
   
3. How can one explain that: 1 bunch of sand+1 bunch of sand=1 bunch of sand?
4. How can the book in 2. be considered literature?
5. How can a nineteen-year old stay in a long-term relationship, direct an Economics magazine, spend time with her family, deal with homework, team-work and exams, go out with friends, read for pleasure, go to the gym, write a weblog, and keep an unspoiled reputation?
6. How can the book in 5. be college bibliography?
   
7. How did the chicken cross the road?
8. HOOOOWWWW????