If I Only Had an Ass

Sketch del breve pero brillante Dana Carvey Show (lo admito soy fan).
En The Cutting Room Floor, una escena borrada del clásico El Mago de Oz. Con Stephen Colbert, Steve Carrel y Dana Carvey.

"All the hours I would wile with ... smile, the days would quickly pass. All the ladies would be swooning while I would be just mooning if I only had an ass.
I would do a lot of sittin', my pants would be o-fittin' I'd pass a lot of gals'. To the folks I'd be relating all about my defecating if I only had an ass.
Oh, I would run around and do what most people do, I'd decorate my crack with ribbons too. What's the matter? Don't you?
With my back facing a mirror I would scrutinize my rear in my looking glass. There would be a lot of takers when I shake my money-maker if I only had an ass."